Beer-$15
Bag of Weed-$40
Condoms-$5.75
Finding Out She Swallows-...Priceless...

Im A teddy bear; full of fluff so i don't feel emotions!

I desided skiny was to hard
so i oped for sexy

YOUR A RETARD
AND YOU STINK LIKE POO
WHEN I DREAM
I ONLY DREAM OF YOU
wtf

Have you ever wondered what a bug's last thoughts are the milisecond before it hits the windsheild?

lol

Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut?!?!
hahhaha

loooolll

Makeover?!?!
honey, ya need ta be ranover!!

I run with scissors...it makes me feel dangerous!!!

...Chickens have amazing ovaries!!
....i mean...think about it...
THEY LAY EGGS!
Personally, thats the raddest thing anything (or anyone) could ever do.

I'm going to fix my hair
and I'm going to have bangs, damnit.