Okay, "anything is possible" is a total lie! You CANNOT SLAM A REVOLVING DOOR! I TRIED!

There are so many scams on the Internet now...Send me $19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them.

You're more confused than a chameleon in a bag of skittles.

I'd jump in front of a bus for you...As long as its not moving.

Just for fun, trust me you will smile!

Try to say the letter "M" without your lips touching. =)

When a telemarketer calls, give the phone to the nearest child and tell them it's Santa on the phone!

You're like a Chia pet...you're kind of funny looking but you're beginning to grow on me.

Hey i'll be outside so if anyone needs me tell them i'm "out-standing".

I'm not saying you're easy, but when I look up something to do in your town it gives me your address.

How much cocaine does Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men...