~this is not a quote but my friend always sings this song and i always sing one part to him soo ima sing that one part to him lol~

"hey where are my panties at?"
"i threw them out the window bi@ch shut the fu^k up...!"

Did youwash your pants with windex? cause i can see myself in them.

" Who saw a chicken and thought I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of his butt?"

~English class random quote of the day

"Incest 101; come on let's get started"

~ English Class random quote of the day

Tim: achoo [<-its a sneeze]
Me: nothing happens when you die
Tim: omg thats dane cook
Me: no duh
Tim: i wanna be a tree. but not the bible part tho
^^
our chem class convos are uhhmazing!

Men; their rights and nothing more.
Women; their rights and nothing less.
~*~Susan B. Anthony~*~

Tell Your Little Voices To Shut Up Cause I Can't Hear Mine!

And I screamed out, "I'm not pretty when I'm ugly!"

WARNING!
EXTREME FIRE HAZARD!
DON'T EVEN FART IN THE FOREST!!!!

Your Not Juicy enough, to hear the juice.