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  • Good looks catch the eye & good personality catches the heart.
    u r blessed with both!
    ...
    ...
    flatterd?
    dont be.
    it was sent to me & i just wanted u to read it.

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  • 1
    message
    received

    1
    good friend
    sent it

    1
    idiot is
    reading it

    1
    idiot is angry

    1
    idiot is still reading

    1
    idiot will 4wd this message to other idiots!

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  • If there's a will, there's a way

    If there's a will i want to be in it!

    by Nicola
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  • I am not going out there as a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be Tina Turner. I can't afford therapy on my salary.
    ~Miss Congeniality 2- Armed and Fabulous

    by ItGirl
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  • Sam Fuller: You didn't just call me sister, because I don't recall seeing a little skinny ass white girl around the table growing up.
    Gracie Hart: HEY! First of all thank you for calling me skinny

    Miss Congeniality 2

    by ItGirl
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  • Who is the real Imir of Groovefunkistan??

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  • Come to the darkside.
    We have cookies!

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  • I'll bug you till you give me the chocolate.

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  • Shutup before I stick tampons up your nose!

    by Isys
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  • I'm a girl my opinion always counts weather you want it to or not.

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