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I break for........................OH SHIT NO BRAKES |
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Im not really mad. Only northbynorthwest and a little to the right |
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One night i had a wonderful dream that i was eating a giant marshmallow and once i woke up my pillow was gone! |
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I shoplifted at wal-mart |
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Frends are like condoms: they are always there for you when things get hard. |
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Came to the darkside we have cookies |
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**Blonde Because someone has to live up to the jokes** |
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The worst time to have a heart attack is when you are playing charades. |
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You & your rumors have one thinq in common |
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" Shit, Mom! I thought won't going to be home tail late " |