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  • I get evil urges... like stealing candy from small children...

    by Emma
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  • Clen the streets kill a chav

    soz to all u chavs but it had to be said

    by **baby_girl**
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  • ELMO KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE!!!

    from the simpsons LOL

    by Isys
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  • Its a beautiful day to kick your ASS!!

    from the simpsons lol mr.rogers lmao

    by Isys
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  • Redheads: You could be walkin along and some idiot with nothin to do would call out across the street GINER leavin you to guess his IQ to be under 5. And did you ever wonder why you got called carrot-top, when you could have sworn your hair wasnt green?

    by Nessa Arcamenel
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  • Don't pinch yaself... i am real!

    by xCezx
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  • No need 2 pinch yaself... i am real!

    hehe, just a little adjustment 2 ma other 1!

    by xCezx
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  • Don't stop the cat from eating the porkchops.

    by MiSZ ALAiNA
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  • Live life to the fullest and never let your parents find out or your screwed

    by Juliana
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  • Trust me, I dont like you!!

    by Jolene
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