Im so hip to be a square!!

Give a man fire and he will be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
- Some guy from Amsterdam

RoRo My A/s/s B/i/t/c/h

this is not mine I just like it.

Who's the Master Beta?

All my previous boyfriends are like thongs
up my butt
only with the purpose of getting what they want.....

That makes me cranky. And when I get cranky, people get injured!

A day without laughing is a day that has been wasted.

Lunch 'em...Munch 'em...Nothing Beats The Taste Of Animal Crackers...

I forgot to remember to call you!

You've managed to do incredibly stupid things before, but how the hell did you lose your mobile in a pizza box?!