If swimmings so good for you, how do you explain whales?

How 2 get ur parents 2 worry
1 Roll by a windowsill imitating a fly
2 Repeatedly flick a switch. when ur parents ask u what ur doin, say Oh I get it!
3 Tell ur mum that she looks like ur mum.
4 Watch TV when its off and sit upsidedown.

мυмму, мυмму! ∂α мιℓкмαи ιѕ нєяє! ∂σ υ нανє ∂α мσиєу σя ѕнσυℓ∂ ι gσ συт & ρℓαу؟

I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter!

The harder you bang on the wall b***h the harder i'll bang your son!!

It's easier being a freak then being you

Have u ever been watching tv then a commercial comes on and u forget wut u were watching?

Please listen to my message machine:

If you are a family member please press 1 =/

If you are a friend please press 2 :)

If you are a lover please press * ;)

If you are somone i hate please burn in hell =)

Thank you, have a nice day.
^^

Guess who just dumped kool-aid all over the desk and herself?
Thats right,
ME!!!