In my world, everybody eats rainbows and poops butterflies.

Notes to self only work if you remember to read them.

"She lookks good in leather...damn she's bad ass"
By: The Dude

The most wonderful thing that happened to humans is meeting their friends that stayed with them. I am not human so I use the word human.

I don't really care who the hell are you .
If I'm ugly , then so are you xD

Don't act like you know everything unless your name is "Google" .

I know dat everyone has the right to be stupid , but you're clearly abusing your privilege ~

Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.

Calories
(noun)
Little critters that hide in your closet and sew your cloths tighter during the night.

Well if you don't like Adele, I can't have you in my life