A pretty girl can kiss a guy.

A bird can kiss a butterfly.

The rising sun can kiss the grass.

But you my friend, can kiss my as*!!!!

Tickling
(verb)
Like being rapped, but you are forced to laugh.

Has anyone else noticed the "&" symbol looks like a man dragging his butt acrossed the floor?

Sometimes all you need is a big sip of some smirnoff to calm yourself down ;p

(: Cool Beans :)

The Breads Warm

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous!!

If you drink ten glasses of milk and try to move a wall you cant
but darling drink ten shots of vodka that wall moves by its self

Sometimes I want to give up on everything,
but then I remember that I do nothing

Do we have to cry each time we get hurt?
Why don't we laugh for a change? :DD