I'M NOT SCREAMING AT YOU I AM JUST EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO MY CAPSLOCK BUTTON

They say there's a difference between being hungry and being bored, but my mind can't figure out what it is

Dont go round telling people your mom is the greatest person in the world coz she gave birth to you...so what,you think it was a chicken that gave birth to me?

Did you know "damm it im mad" spelled backwards is "damm it im mad"? oh the things youll come up with when your bored ;)

Roses are red, violets are blue. No mutual friends, who the f**k are you?
- A facebook joke

I was so tired to write a full length poem. Or quote.
So I watched porn.

Cockiness is confidence without confidence

Go stradle a Narwal, you chlorinated gene pool

You mad bro? ;)

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