If ,ifs and buts were candy and nuts we would all have a very mary christmas!:)

When life gives you lemons squrt it in someones eyes!!!!!!!!!

OH S**T TRIPPIN NUTS

Everytime I lose my head,
I seem to find my balls.

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.

Sometimes I wonder where my brain went, because sometimes I cant seem to find it.

You're opinion is irrelevent because I hate you.

If zombies were only looking for brains, then your safety's sure. :))

Don't Hate Me Because Im Beautiful

When a girl says "what?", it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.. :P