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  • Hate me because I'm speacil
    Hate me because I'm odd
    Just face it you hate me because I'm right and your not

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  • HoLd ThE pIcKlE !!!!!! bi hana & jade xoxoxoxoxoxoxo peace out

    by hana
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  • $ex is like a game of spades. If you not a good player at least have a good hand.

    by Simone
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  • You are the perfect drug!!!!

    by Ka
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  • Conversation:
    If you feed a cow chocolate, do you get chocolate milk?
    Yes, and if you spinn it really fast around, you even get whiped cream.

    I didn't write this..... I just heard it in a movie an I just thought it was really cute!!!

    by Ka
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  • Its The Shizzle Dizzle Mate

    Its Da Shizzlest shizzle dizzle of em all

    People..Its da shizzle dizzle oh yer

    by Hailey
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  • Memarize quotes there good at ending arguments.....but then again so are semi automatic wepons......

    by waffle
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  • before u insult someone walk a mile in there shoes, then isult them cuz that way ur a mile away and uv got there shoes!

    by waffle
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  • Roses are red
    Trees are green
    Pull up your pants
    I think we've been seen

    by jennie
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  • Boy: mommy were are you goin?
    mom: im goin to the store hunny....why?
    boy: ummm... becuz daddy said your goin to HELL!!!

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