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  • Did It Hurt When You Fell From The W***e Tree? And Banged Every Guy You Fell On

    by Cristy
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  • ; What concert costs 45 cents ?
    50 Cent feat. Nickelback .

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  • The best way to avoid a pothole in the middle of your lane is to go straight for it!

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  • Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling!

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  • Im bobo and that means im awesome. oh and for those who dont know how to pronounce it its bow-bow (like bow and arrow not bow down)lol

    by Bobo
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  • Off like a pussy in the rain gettin' wet. need me text :)

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  • Go head piss me off... 100% inaccurate!!! yeah that's right! you will be the ass to my glory centipede! Bit****!

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  • Step on my pride. it doesn't matter its just a pride i can recover in no time.
    step on my shoes, though i'm short i can break your jaw.

    by ROSE
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  • Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but your the one who feels the warmness inside.

    by Morgan
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  • Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

    by Luna
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