Boy: mommy were are you goin?
mom: im goin to the store hunny....why?
boy: ummm... becuz daddy said your goin to HELL!!!

Roses are red
Trees are green
Pull up your pants
I think we've been seen

before u insult someone walk a mile in there shoes, then isult them cuz that way ur a mile away and uv got there shoes!

I'm not a pessimist. I'm just optimistically challenged.

~Shake it, don't break it, it took 9 months to make it!~

ha ha i love that quote, i always say that!

Jello is like duck tape it works for everything

Whoa, you look really nice today. Howabout you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up?

You are the perfect drug!!!!

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If you feed a cow chocolate, do you get chocolate milk?
Yes, and if you spinn it really fast around, you even get whiped cream.

I didn't write this..... I just heard it in a movie an I just thought it was really cute!!!

Its The Shizzle Dizzle Mate

Its Da Shizzlest shizzle dizzle of em all

People..Its da shizzle dizzle oh yer