Whoa, you look really nice today. Howabout you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
God made me beautiful
What happen to you??

Only one thing keeps me from sticking to any diets. FOOD

Booze is the answer i cant remember the question!!!!

ABC, LSD
Gummy bears are chasing me.
One is red, one is blue,
the yellow one just stole my shoe,
ABC, LSD
Gummy bears are chasing me.

to the tune of "ABC's"

Grabe life by the balls and squeezzzzzze

When life gives you lemons chuck them at preps because punks live forever

The definition of "terrorism" is based purely on whether an act of violence is committed by a group of rich people or a group of poor people.

Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream by night.

I'm not a pessimist. I'm just optimistically challenged.