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  • Il tell you i love u till the day i die when we get married!

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  • What candy should you eat when you're dying ? --> life savers

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  • Listen Ryan I know your wordplay is at its best when you're writing about dongs but nobody wants to read that. - Dan Hudson

    Hey, they don't call me Wilson for nothing - uh, me.

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  • Your like a dog fun and playful but can be a bit**

    by Monica
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  • Why do we feel safe under the blankets?
    It's not like a murderer will come in thinking, "I'm gonna ki..- ahh damn! She's under a blanket."

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  • Come to the dark side we have cookies and *hot guys* <3

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  • I need some advice on guys, or better yet i need a real man im sick of these playing ass boys who dont kno how to treat a damn girl. are there any real men damnnnnnn :P

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  • Instead of having a bone to pick with me, why not have a pick to bone me with?

    by Jenna
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  • Quit shaking your head your gonna lose whats left of your brain

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  • Spending 2 hours staring at you isnt a waste of time it's a little hobby of mine i like to call creatvie stalking

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