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Its Da Shizzlest shizzle dizzle of em all

People..Its da shizzle dizzle oh yer

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If you feed a cow chocolate, do you get chocolate milk?
Yes, and if you spinn it really fast around, you even get whiped cream.

I didn't write this..... I just heard it in a movie an I just thought it was really cute!!!

Grabe life by the balls and squeezzzzzze

When life gives you lemons chuck them at preps because punks live forever

The definition of "terrorism" is based purely on whether an act of violence is committed by a group of rich people or a group of poor people.

Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream by night.

I'm not a pessimist. I'm just optimistically challenged.

~Shake it, don't break it, it took 9 months to make it!~

ha ha i love that quote, i always say that!

Jello is like duck tape it works for everything

Whoa, you look really nice today. Howabout you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up?