Theres so I in S L U T but theres a U!!

This is a rake and shovel conversation...no hoes allowed~!

Taco bell is yummy in my tummy!

Problem is I've had to wait all day, now my patience is whispering impatient thoughts

Sorry boys the only things I blow are bubbles

Drive it like you stole it, because its not illegal until you get caught! ~_*

I would try to explain it to you, but your head would explode!

Your @ss is tired and has had a very long and hard day... so wot u doin sittin on it? GET UP!!

Last nite i waz lookin up in2 da sky at da st*rs finkin... well da hell iz my ceiling!!

I'm a ghetto girl in a ghetto town it takes a real thug to bring me down