All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height

When life gives you lemons, pelt them at innocent bystanders.

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

Fighting with you is about as pointless as a bunch of retards playing poker in the dark.

It goes in dry and comes out wet, the longer its in, the stronger it gets, we can have it in bed, just you and me, but its not what you think, its lipton tea! =P

*Not mine, read it somewhere*

Its not that I dont wanna talk to you... I have to go cus my dog is choking... LoL

QUICK! Throw the Pecker over your Shoulder and Make A wish!

Me:i stay trippin like my shoes untied
bestie: u have on flip flops
me: well.. i trip in those too

&& im out like a fat kid in dodgeball

The only thing corny around here is your toes!