Im Not Under D Affluence of Incohol As Some Tinkle Peep. I'm Not Half As Thunk As You Drink. I Fool So Feelish And Da Drunker I stand Here Da Longer I Get...

If you really like someone, tell them, they arent going to hate you for telling them this. Or they arent going to stop being your friend just because you tell them that you like them. Who knows you might end up going out with them*!*

Drive it like you stole it, because its not illegal until you get caught! ~_*

I would try to explain it to you, but your head would explode!

Your @ss is tired and has had a very long and hard day... so wot u doin sittin on it? GET UP!!

Last nite i waz lookin up in2 da sky at da st*rs finkin... well da hell iz my ceiling!!

I'm a ghetto girl in a ghetto town it takes a real thug to bring me down

Condoms are like lolly pops... when its ur fav. flaver suck it.

This is a rake and shovel conversation...no hoes allowed~!

Theres so I in S L U T but theres a U!!