Wholy coww. i really dont understand this stupid stuff. only stupid ppl can understand stupid stuff. so that means iam smart and u two are stupidd.

lmao haha
lovee it

- I've got more gags than a dominatrix -

They can't kill my character because i'm not a actor

Next time a person gives you the "when pigs fly" line
Just remind them of swine flu (flew)

Oh look, a falling star!!
Quick, make a wish and blow it out!

When I use big words it makes me feel smart. :D

FAILS! first she tries to run away with my milk, and then she drops it on herself THEN she tires to be smart and make gestures behind my dad and hits her foot against the wall..

" No matter how much you pull on it, It will not get any longer "

I'm so bored, I think I'm going to go help the dog chase cars! =D

Yes! Call me a who*e, But remember, Ive allready been sold by Ruben, And I will never be another ones hoo*er