If you were cruisin for a bruisin,
By morning you'll be achin for Bacon.

Too bad for heaven too clever for hell

NO ME , NO FUN , KNOW ME , KNOW FUN.

I think my favorite song was written about a chocolate <3

Ooopsie~ I forgot my quote :)

If i had to choose between you and my dog, i would rather choose my dog because he doesn't need as much food as you do.

~ Best way to break silence: laugh like an idiot. People will notice you. ~

This actually happened too. We need to stop having moments like this, we are not on Hallmark.

Your biscuit, your beavage,
i see your cooter cleavage
your monkey, your muffin
you ain't hiding nothin'...

lmfao!

"Irony";
The opposite of "Wrinkly"

I'm a little LEO short and STRONG,
and you see I'm singing my song,
If you get me mad i will scream,
SO GO AWAY AND DON'T BE MEAN!

(goes to the rhythm of "I'm a Little Tea Pot" C= )