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  • They say money is the root of all evil. I wouldn't say its the root thats the problem, but the person who's spending it.

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  • If you really like someone, tell them, they arent going to hate you for telling them this. Or they arent going to stop being your friend just because you tell them that you like them. Who knows you might end up going out with them*!*

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  • Im Not Under D Affluence of Incohol As Some Tinkle Peep. I'm Not Half As Thunk As You Drink. I Fool So Feelish And Da Drunker I stand Here Da Longer I Get...

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  • I think you need a tissue for ur issue

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  • In a bowl of cheerios be a fruitloop

    by Porscha
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  • I'm nott blond.... I died my hair!!!

    by Manda
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  • Roses are red,
    Violets are corny,
    Oh baby you make me horny,
    blow me beat me bite me suck me f*ck me very slowly
    If you kiss me dont be sassy use your tongue and make it nasty

    Idk who its by its just cool

    by Heather
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  • Lets wrap this up and put a bow on it.

    by Alexis
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  • No i dont hate you, no i dont despise you, i just wont sleep with you!

    by Heather
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  • Yes i am evil
    Yes i am from hell
    No i wont sleep with you!

    Evil girls rule,
    good girls drool.

    If i thought you were funny id laugh haha,

    by Heather
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