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  • The world could use more people like me. people who burn stuff, kil things, and hate the french

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  • Fridgina
    i hate it when you write something on here
    and forget to save it to something else
    and when you go to submit it...
    it either doesn't let you or you need to relog in
    GAH
    :'{

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  • No, as a matter of fact you did not make love to my mom last night. Thanks

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  • Atleast my grandma aint a golddigger!

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  • When life seems heavy and doll, take a dump and you lighten up!

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  • The earth is moving around the sun at 67,000 miles per hour and it looks like you tried to stop it with your face.

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  • "Hey, don't insult the cereal!"

    by Bronte
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  • " Chocolate is the bext cure i think"

    - Jessica a sweedish back packer i met :)

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  • "So did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?"

    -Mike Newton

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  • In 2010
    The government will kill every mentally challenged person in the world
    My heart sank when I thought of you
    Run my retarded friend..
    Run!

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