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  • TeHe gun nd violens in video games are wht life would be like in gars of war 2. but 4 me i like CANDY LAND oh so much more. all rainbows and pie

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  • Who says im E v i l ?!
    I'm jus an innocent girl who likes having fun with torture
    That's all =) <3

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  • I AM A INSOMNIAC
    DAYDREAMING ABOUT
    SLEEP.

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  • Fighting with you is like a retard in the special olympics... if you win your still retarded

    by Stuart
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  • Life is so much easier when I keep my running mouth shut.

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  • Where there's a will - I want to be in it :0)

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  • Why do they say sex after marriage is ok but before it, its not?
    Say,
    If you murder someone, before marriage its wrong, BUT If you murder after marriage its still wrong! What are they teaching us?!

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  • I said im sleepy, not slow.

    (inside joke. kinda.)

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  • I could sing you a song of laughter.
    I could sing you a song of sorrow.
    But if I sang you a song,
    and you din't sing along.
    You can say goodbye to tomorrow. =3

    by Triumph
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  • That knife that sword that gun that war.

    by andrew
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