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  • "Nothing anybody's said or written about me ever bothers me. Except when it does."
    -Frank Sinatra

    by megan
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  • I'm nott blond.... I died my hair!!!

    by Manda
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  • Roses are red,
    Violets are corny,
    Oh baby you make me horny,
    blow me beat me bite me suck me f*ck me very slowly
    If you kiss me dont be sassy use your tongue and make it nasty

    Idk who its by its just cool

    by Heather
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  • Lets wrap this up and put a bow on it.

    by Alexis
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  • No i dont hate you, no i dont despise you, i just wont sleep with you!

    by Heather
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  • Yes i am evil
    Yes i am from hell
    No i wont sleep with you!

    Evil girls rule,
    good girls drool.

    If i thought you were funny id laugh haha,

    by Heather
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  • Go 2 ur window,sit on ur bed,look at da stars and pray in ur head.
    "i dunt need a guy,i dunt need a friend,i need sum1 whoz good in bed!

    Thought of by:me!

    by Antuane
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  • They say money is the root of all evil. I wouldn't say its the root thats the problem, but the person who's spending it.

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  • Your just mad because the little voices talk to me

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  • Have you ever seen a physic win lotto?

    hahahahaha

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