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Me and my friend made this one up, and sometimes, even we wonder where we get this stuff.......

Good girls are bad girls that don't get caught. =]

I see you liked your first chin so much you decided to add another..

Spill all the soda.. wash away the water.. throw away the wine.. forget about the beer.. and bring out the liquor and we'll have ourselves a cheer!

Turkey's are the funniest birds, God must have been drunk when he made them.

As you take this test today I offer you all a little advice R.D.Q and R.D.A— Read the Damn Question and Read the Damn Answer.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.

OOH you talk shit. How about a nice cold glass of shut the hell up? And if you like that I'll open a can of Whoop ass!!!!

Sometimes I get so angry that I want to light him on fire but I wouldn't do that cause I love him and I can't cause that would be illegal..hahaha :)

Drama doesn't follow me...
It rides on my back