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  • No i didn't trip. i was just testing gravity. (it still works)

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  • At 5 minutes & 6 seconds after 4am on the 7th August this year it will be 04:05:06 07-08-09. This won't happen again until year 3009

    LOL not mine, ppl ave 2 much spare time to work these things out!

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  • I am Jug Girl! Stopping crime, two boobs at a time..... -ENE-

    by Jenna
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  • Angry people just need hugs
    ( Or Sharp Objects)

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  • Drink sensibly...

    Don't spill any!

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  • You're so sad you should buy a Happy Meal
    You're so skinny you should really supersize the deal
    ~UR So Gay; Katy Perry

    by Bugg
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  • Imagination becomes madness, but don't worry...were all mad here *giggles* ^^

    by dogma I
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  • A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says 'You've been brought here for drinking.' The drunk says 'Okay, let's get started.

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  • Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly

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  • Everyone needs to believe in something i believe i'll have another beer

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