They say money is the root of all evil. I wouldn't say its the root thats the problem, but the person who's spending it.

Your just mad because the little voices talk to me

Have you ever seen a physic win lotto?

hahahahaha

Beat the traffic. Ride a unicycle.

"Nothing anybody's said or written about me ever bothers me. Except when it does."
-Frank Sinatra

Black people are the only people who look younger than they are.

Puting up with
Men
Silliness
that's really what pms mean

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You are a splinter in my @$$ as i slide down the banister of life!

When life gives you lemons, throw the lemons back and ask for applesauce!