Beat the traffic. Ride a unicycle.

"Nothing anybody's said or written about me ever bothers me. Except when it does."
-Frank Sinatra

Black people are the only people who look younger than they are.

Puting up with
Men
Silliness
that's really what pms mean

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You are a splinter in my @$$ as i slide down the banister of life!

When life gives you lemons, throw the lemons back and ask for applesauce!

"F**k the board...Ride the SkAtEr."

If at first you don't succeed, try chewing it.

This is an A and B conversition so C your way out of it befor D and E come F you up

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