You're Fat.
Don't try and sugar coat it
Because you'll eat that, too.

If you don't like gay marriage,
Blame straight people.
They're the ones who keep having gay babies.

F**k the price on the tag,
Just throw it in the bag.

Lord of the rings aka three super long movies about men fighting a war over some jewelry

Q:: What do you call an aboriginal flying a plane?

A:: A pilot you fcukin racist!

Q:: Why's a banana called a banana?

A:: Cause it's a fcukin banana!

"dont hate the player, dont hate the game... hate yourself for getting played"

got from someone else on PaQ

They day I fell to your knees
Wasn't because of love
And it wasn't for friendship
It's that I slipped

Open your mouth and close your eyes. you did it?? wow your dumb!!

The early bird gets the worm

but the second mouse gets the cheese