Vision is the true creative rhythm.

Ford vehicles names are more fun when you put "an@l" in front of them..Probe, Explorer, Excursion, Endeavor, Ranger,etc

I'm the poet who didn't know it, my wife uses a brush, an Artist in no rush!

I'm not telling you how to think, just politely asking you to occasionally perform the activity. :/

George W. Bush named The Very Hungry Caterpillar as his favorite childhood book. It was published when he was in his 20s

"I wasn't that drunk" Dude you threw a sock at a midget and screamed "Dobby be free!"

Batnipples

After I drink coffee I show my empty mug to the IT guy and tell him I've successfully installed Java. He hates me.

Eventually the entire written English language will be taken over by emoticons. Teenage girls will bring us back to Egyptian hieroglyphs.

I know I am an acquired taste. If you don't like me, you need to acquire some taste. Or go fcuk yourself. Whichever.