The c...ca...cat in the h..ha...hat - oh stuff this im gonna be a stripper!

I know my mom cares and looks out for me.
How do I know this, you ask? Well I saw her one day looking at Psychiatric Institute brochures...

O_O ;) :) :-( #P =O

Ex-bf are like poop they stink

You need to go to a special class cuz bi*ch your facially challenged!

You can go deep throat a d**k,
i heard you need the practice!

Call me gay but Polly Pocket is off the chain!

PE stands for
Penis ejaculation

.................SO ITS NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY?

He loves me
He loves me not
He loves me
He loves me not
He loves me
Wow!
HE LOVES ME!!!!!!!!!!!