I don't suffer from the voices in my head.....they tell me good idea's.

Don't eat yellow snow!

Assume THE Position

-Da HoTtEsT Lil ShOrTiE DaT EvA CaMe AbOuT-
-U Bi. Tc.HeS WaNa HaTe?-
-Sh Yt...-
-kNocK yA sElVes oUt!-

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Go AhEaD n TaLk bOuT mE
BuT I HaVe SuM AdViCe
cLiK YoUr hEeLz ToGeThA n Sai
I nEeD a FrEaKiN LyFe!
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Some "friends" are like knives ready to stab you in the back.

One by one, the penguins steal my sanity.

I'm not worried about being a dork......I've enjoyed every minute so far........

Princess, Having had enough with Princes, Seeks frog.

As an adult hits middle age, they start turning into someone theyleast expected to. Their parents.
-Anon.