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  • Three guys walk into a bar... you'd think one of them would have seen it

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  • ME:"Marshmellows are an asset to your daily breakfast"
    FRIEND: "no noodles are... and you can pul marshmellow sauce on them if you'd like."
    ME: "no way!!! the tiny lil marshmellows that can go in your hot cocoa." :)

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  • Your mom is so ugly when i looked at her i though it was me

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  • IM A BLACKBELT IN PILATES! =D

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  • You won't be safe in my house
    there's a tiger in the bed

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  • You seem like a blanket
    because i wanna be covered by you

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  • Baby, im like a $100 bill
    you want me in your pants

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  • I'd tell you to go f**k yourself,
    But from what I've heard,
    You wouldn't be very good at it.

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  • There are those days
    When 25 to life would be worth it.

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  • Sometimes I get really depressed,
    Then I remember that I have huge boobs
    And that makes everything better.

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