Three guys walk into a bar... you'd think one of them would have seen it |
ME:"Marshmellows are an asset to your daily breakfast" |
Your mom is so ugly when i looked at her i though it was me |
IM A BLACKBELT IN PILATES! =D |
You won't be safe in my house |
You seem like a blanket |
Baby, im like a $100 bill |
I'd tell you to go f**k yourself, |
There are those days |
Sometimes I get really depressed, |