One by one, the penguins steal my sanity.

I'm not worried about being a dork......I've enjoyed every minute so far........

Princess, Having had enough with Princes, Seeks frog.

As an adult hits middle age, they start turning into someone theyleast expected to. Their parents.
-Anon.

~~The smart way to say shut up~~

Please cease to emit the audio from the oriface in your visage.

~*When you want someone to shut up, say this to sound smart*~

Shop till you drop lol

Dust 2 dust ashes 2 ashes we havent much time so party we must

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

You've Got a computer nose!

My 3 year old cousin said this. please comment.

Ok...if water spins down the drain clockwise in the northern hemisphere...and counter-clockwise in the southern hemisphere....which way dose it spin at the equator?? o.O;