~~The smart way to say shut up~~

Please cease to emit the audio from the oriface in your visage.

~*When you want someone to shut up, say this to sound smart*~

Shop till you drop lol

Dust 2 dust ashes 2 ashes we havent much time so party we must

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

You've Got a computer nose!

My 3 year old cousin said this. please comment.

Ok...if water spins down the drain clockwise in the northern hemisphere...and counter-clockwise in the southern hemisphere....which way dose it spin at the equator?? o.O;

But why is the rum gone?!?!?! --Pirates of the Carribean

Roses are red violets are blue, u just stepped in horse poo...my name is skip to my loo can i get a hoo hoo

~Dont ask. Its one of my twin bros masterpieces so dont ask and I wont have to lie. Credit and flames go to my brother Bucky!~

Im scared of the clowns in my nose!!

Everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten