My parents said that I could be anything I set my mind to.
So I became a b***h.

Hey, remember that time that you fell?
Haha.
I do.

Think first because stupidity comes before thinking!

*rasberry*
..........<_< ......>_>
it was you....

YAY! 88oz of Mountain Dew!! =D

Do all the push-ups you want. That won't fix your face problem.

Im not the girl next door..im the BIOTCH across the street!!

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
Humpty Dumpty had no cell phone to make a 911 call.

"Life is like wondering if there’s a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. You just gotta wish and have hope there is. :]"

What's Barry Manilow's favourite snake?
Copacabanaconda.