Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

You've Got a computer nose!

My 3 year old cousin said this. please comment.

Ok...if water spins down the drain clockwise in the northern hemisphere...and counter-clockwise in the southern hemisphere....which way dose it spin at the equator?? o.O;

But why is the rum gone?!?!?! --Pirates of the Carribean

Roses are red violets are blue, u just stepped in horse poo...my name is skip to my loo can i get a hoo hoo

~Dont ask. Its one of my twin bros masterpieces so dont ask and I wont have to lie. Credit and flames go to my brother Bucky!~

Im scared of the clowns in my nose!!

Everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten

What's the problem Occifer???

- Leo on That 70's Show

If you knew what I was thinking, you wouldn't be smiling. =)

Eat this it wont make you fat