So easy a caveman could do me.

I think it would be beneficial for both of us if I got in your pants :D

Dont quelstion my defenlse melchanilsm

Dont brownose me fatty
i dont shit cookies!

Nothing bad happens when im around, unless i do it!!!!

If I have five dollars, and you have five dollars, who has more money?

Chuck Norris

I have a dream that one day my di*k will be as big as my dads

Hahaha u know whatz funnie..

ur face... lol

*i say that a lot to a friend sorta gets annoying after a while*

When your psychy is iffy you cant get a stiffy

When your mind goes crazy your equipment gets lazy