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  • You....................suck.
    you....................STILL suck.

    heh. (:

    by Jasmine
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  • I see said the blind man peeing in the wind, its all coming back to me now

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  • Your not an ugly person, your a pretty monkey

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  • If its honey your tasting its me your licking!

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  • TONIGHT ON CHANNEL 6 NEWS:
    SUICIDAL TWIN KILLS SISTER BY MISTAKE!

    by natasha
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  • How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    1 to hold the light bulb 1 million to turn the house

    by natasha
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  • If tylenol, duct tape, and a band-aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

    by shawna
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  • A friend will bail u out of jail...
    but a tru friend will be sitting there with u sayin "that was awesome"

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  • I shall become a sloth, rule the world and have the bananas in pajamas as my bodyguards! HA! :P

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  • Flip flops..belly tops..lemonade in the shade..blue skies..hot guys..late nights..water fights..ice cream..sweet dreams..party time..looking fine..sleeping in..sneaking out..thats what us girls are about!

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