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  • Oh please, I don't turn heads
    I break necks

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  • Ahh choo silly goose you didn't bless me I blessed you.

    by LeAndra
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  • Is that a mirror in your pocket?
    Cause I can see myself in your pants.

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  • Wow...You make that dress look fat =/

    by JXD
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  • I Think Your Amazing ^^

    Amazingly Stupid ¬¬

    by JXD
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  • THERE ARE NO KNIGHTS IN OKLAHOMA

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  • Don't underestimate the knowledge of stupid people.

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  • Driving is like the 80/20 rule,
    you're 20 you go 80,
    you're 80 you go 20!

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  • Is it good if a vacuum machine sucks?

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  • ME: Are you naked?
    Ky: I dont know...

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