"DONT PUSH THE LUCK WITH ME BUSTER!"

SANTA IS A WITCH!! BURN HIM AND HIS PINT SIZED FOLLOWERS!!

"LEROY JENKINS!!!!" (if u play WoW, then you know the joke, if not GO TO YOUTUBE!!)

David ask's shane "um... shane? can you please tell me why mindy was dancing naked in orgermar at 4 am in the morning last sunday?"

If You Can't Beat Em...Join Em....If You Cant Join Em....Kill Em

Husband asks, "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
Without Information Fighting Every time
Wife replies," No, It means: With Idiot For Ever !!!"

What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress

I like to learn about the unkown... it makes me happy- theres nothing to know. Im lazy...

Sometimes I get real depressed...Then I remember I have big boobs and it makes it all better.

"I'm so gay, my hair won't even stay straight."