TONIGHT ON CHANNEL 6 NEWS:
SUICIDAL TWIN KILLS SISTER BY MISTAKE!

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1 to hold the light bulb 1 million to turn the house

If tylenol, duct tape, and a band-aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

A friend will bail u out of jail...
but a tru friend will be sitting there with u sayin "that was awesome"

I shall become a sloth, rule the world and have the bananas in pajamas as my bodyguards! HA! :P

Flip flops..belly tops..lemonade in the shade..blue skies..hot guys..late nights..water fights..ice cream..sweet dreams..party time..looking fine..sleeping in..sneaking out..thats what us girls are about!

~!LaDiEs DoN'T PoP ThA CoLLaR, We PoP OuR BrA StRaPs!~

Better to be pissed off then pissed on.

A man who pee on electric fence will recieve shocking news.

It take man nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.