For Christmas the Mexicans run to the boarder and decorate the barbed wire

How is Santa supposed to reach the children who live in apartments?
They have to buzz his ass in
( Beep Beep, Santa Clause)

Never fear! Disasterpiece is here!
Though I'm beginning to think that's the reason you have fear in the first place...

Watch it pal... Or I'm gonna punch you in the feet..

Oh yeah? I am gonna kick your nipples off!

I dont bite...Unless your into that sorta thing

"Why?"

'OOOH!! Is that the letter of the day?!'

Dude...No...You sound like a stoned businessman.

NO! On the first day of school I am going to find a dark corner and stand there...alone. There will be other people standing in the dark corner...Alone and we will all chill, in the dark corner...Alone...together!

I'm a good girl...I just have a lot of bad habits.