Better to be pissed off then pissed on.

A man who pee on electric fence will recieve shocking news.

It take man nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.

Save a chicken eat a cow
Save a cow
Eat a vegitarian

*~*If u luv him, leave him. If he doesnt come back, he's with me! ;)*~*

Flipping my hair and blowing you a kiss, I'm the only girl who can tease you like this.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person that screws up your entire day, and may their arms be too short to scratch!

ok, no i didn't write this, i got it in an email and thought it was hilarious.

Flip flops..belly tops..lemonade on the shade..blue skies..hot guys..late nights..water fights..ice cream..sweet dreams..party time..looking fine..sleeping in..sneaking out..thats what us girls are about!

A-B-C-D-E-F-G
The gummy bears are chasing after me
One is red, one is blue
The yellow one stole my tennis shoe
A-B-C-D-E-F-G
Next time won't you please help me?

You've got more issues than Playboy.