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Im not santa...But you can still sit on my lap! |
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God loves you. So does Jesus. But less... |
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Ky: Does gum count as a fruit? |
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It is a perfect year for apple juice... |
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I could eat a bowl of alphebet soup and crap a better conversation than you |
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If you love something so much, set it free, or cripple it so it cant get away... |
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Just because i'm fat..doesn't mean i can't do push-ups. |
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Having the love of your life break up with you && saying we can still be friends is like your dog drying, and your mum saying that you can still keep it. |
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I may not look like a geek to you, but i am... believe me. |
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"Well aren't you the tick for my tack in this conversation that's leading down a one way road to the middle of f%#@ing my pussy harder than a horses cock gets when it eats a green skittle ooo ni99a I can't wait." |