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  • Did you know theirs a book that shows you how to read a book

    by 2die4
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  • First name...Annita
    Last name....Twinkle

    by 2die4
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  • D**** are like Now and Laters
    Hard and Fruity Now and Soft and Chewy Later

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  • I Hate Stupid People!!!!
    especailly
    (This One B**ch) U Kno who u R!!!!! LOL

    by Cara
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  • Rick: Write this down..
    Tiffany: I dont have a pen...
    Rick: Then rember it..
    Tiffany: I dont have a brain
    Rick: Then find a pen and write it down
    Tiffany: If I dont have a brain, how can I learn how to write
    Rick: Same way you learned how to talk!!

    by Flame
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  • Ey, can i take ur picture so i can show santa wat i want for christmas? ;)

    by Ar!kA
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  • "Old people are like slinkeys;
    They are fun to watch fall down the stairs!"

    ~Sarah~

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  • ok mi friend told me this one.... don't b affened by this...

    "THERE'S A BLack and A mExican in a Car...Wh0's DriVing?"

    .....tHe p0lice...

    :):)

    by Ar!kA
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  • Your rediculous little opinion has been noted.

    because, SHUT UP, thats why! (one of my favorites)

    i hate you so bad

    this blows

    i smile cuz your a loser!

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  • My kid sold your honor student the answers to the test!

    WHAT, are you stupit?

    your brain waves fall a little short of the beach!

    all day i thought of you. I was at the zoo!

    youre a moron...no offense!

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