I used to be nice and clean now i smell of vaseline

It's okay to talk to your self, not until you get answers

~Don't judge the fact that I'm prettier than you!!!~

ok mi friend told me this one.... don't b affened by this...

"THERE'S A BLack and A mExican in a Car...Wh0's DriVing?"

.....tHe p0lice...

:):)

Your rediculous little opinion has been noted.

because, SHUT UP, thats why! (one of my favorites)

i hate you so bad

this blows

i smile cuz your a loser!

My kid sold your honor student the answers to the test!

WHAT, are you stupit?

your brain waves fall a little short of the beach!

all day i thought of you. I was at the zoo!

youre a moron...no offense!

Whats that smell?

i want a do over

you cease to amuse me

i do what the little voices tell me to do!

D**** are like Now and Laters
Hard and Fruity Now and Soft and Chewy Later

First name...Annita
Last name....Twinkle

Did you know theirs a book that shows you how to read a book