Theres a bully in the park
And A Hero In My Baseball Bat
xD

I wish people who have trouble communicating would shut up- Tom Lehrer

~I was up there looking for your fat ass for 45 minutes and your ass isn't hard to find unless your Helen Keller or something.~

Life is a retarded peice of crap.

Im so loved that everyone is trying to kill me!!!

This rice tastes like coffee and smells likes carrots

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead- not sick, not wounded- dead.
- Woody Allen

Hehe.. im smiling cause they havent found the body yet.

*mi amigo said this to me*

Pickles are cucumber soaked in evil...

Do not make me throw a possum at your face!!