Peanutbutter and jelly!!!
Samantha knows what this means!!!!

Bumper sticker:
" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"

Parents should keep their mouths closed and their wallets open :P

Who cares about the bling bling,
can ur D1(K swing swing!!
hahaha

Dont be sad dont be blue, frankenstien was ugly too............

How can a blind person see their own dreams?

Don't blame me.....the hormones did it.

I don't discriminate... I hate everyone!

HOLY ****!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?? oh wait...its just a mirror... nevermind

May an elephant caresse u with its toes-nice way of saying i hope an elephant steps on u...hehe