Who ever said anything is possible never tried slamming a revolving door

My smiles are fake,broken,happy,michiouvios,mysteries,lovable,goofy,beautiful, just another way to express myself =]

YOU SO SLOW THAT THEY HAD TO BURN YOUR SCHOOL DOWN TO GET OUT OF THE PRE-K. LoL

If you want something bad enough dont give up.

Instant human ....
just add coffee

What the hell is a slug?
Its just a snail without a home. If I was a slug, I'd rob a snail for its house.

"Kill two birds with one stone."

The birds point of view..:

"Poke two eyes with one beak."

"DONT STAND BY THAT POLE! YOUR MAKING IT LOOK UGLY!"

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be be watching television by candlelight.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas...

How he got in my pajamas, ill never know...