Hello? I know you're there. I can see you!

Oops. Sorry... I have to reboot. Goodbye...

How can a blind person see their own dreams?

Don't blame me.....the hormones did it.

I don't discriminate... I hate everyone!

HOLY ****!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?? oh wait...its just a mirror... nevermind

May an elephant caresse u with its toes-nice way of saying i hope an elephant steps on u...hehe

Jack and jill went up the hill
to smoke some marijuana
jack got high pulled down his fly
and asked jill do you wanna
jill said no and jack got mad
he forced her to and in walked jills dad

(my sis made that one)

Bumper sticker:
" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"

Peanutbutter and jelly!!!
Samantha knows what this means!!!!