CARPE SCROTUM:
Grab life by the balls.

^.^ Made me smile lol

When life gives you lemons tell life you don't need them because you can wow people on your own

If at first you do not succeed; failure might just be your style?

Girls Who live in Glass Houses.....

Should Dress in the basement! ©

So ... would a stripper's motto be, "Dance like everyone is watching"? Lol.

Yesterday is history, yet tomorrow a mystery, today is a gift, thats why they call it present

"Gahh don't add me into big convos or my computer will commit suicide"

Do you have a pen????
Well get back in it you ugly PIG!!!

I'm a girl with many colours
Is sing out loud, I'm under bound
In my dreams I am perfect
I woke up, It's all over

You're like my tonsils; you're not necessary.