How can a blind person see their own dreams?

Dont worry, it only seems kinky the first time.

Cry me a river,
skip the bridge,
and drown yourself,
before I kill you
((for insanity reasons of course))

What's grosser than nailing a zombie baby to a post?
Watching it pull itself off and then try and eat you.

If you think im weird... then you should meet the person who lives in my mirror!

I'm not fat, gravity just has more of an effect on me than other people!

Last night, i dreamt i ate a ten-pound marshmellow. When i woke up, the pillow was gone...

The ways of classifying the 3 sciences:-
If it moves-It's Biology.
If it smells-It's Chemistry.
And if it doesn't work-It's Physics.

Parents should keep their mouths closed and their wallets open :P

Who cares about the bling bling,
can ur D1(K swing swing!!
hahaha