The ways of classifying the 3 sciences:-
If it moves-It's Biology.
If it smells-It's Chemistry.
And if it doesn't work-It's Physics.

Don't drink and park|! accidents cause kids!

It's a funny thing
Right when you move you meet new friends
In your new neighborhood
But then before you move out of there
You meet more

"I am Sweet as heaven, I am hot As Hell, I am the Finest Girl as You can Tell, I am not A Lie, I am not An illusion, I’m An Angel... so What’s The confusion"

Officer I swear to drunk I'm not god!

Dont worry, it only seems kinky the first time.

Cry me a river,
skip the bridge,
and drown yourself,
before I kill you
((for insanity reasons of course))

What's grosser than nailing a zombie baby to a post?
Watching it pull itself off and then try and eat you.

If you think im weird... then you should meet the person who lives in my mirror!

I'm not fat, gravity just has more of an effect on me than other people!