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  • DID YOU JUST CALL ME A B***H!?!?!

    thanks for the complement :-D

    a b***h is a dog,
    a dog barks,
    bark comes from tree's,
    tree's come from nature,
    and nature is BEAUTIFUL!!
    thanks, realy..

    by Seani
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  • ("""""""""""")9mm
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    I K!ll PpL 4 $$MonEyZ$$
    BuT u Is My FweNd..
    SO I k!ll You 4 NuSing!!

    by Seani
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  • Roses are red violets are blue.
    but violets are purple so what's with the blue.

    -my friend came up with this one too.

    by hikari
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  • Roses are red violets are blue.
    i'm so pretty but what happened to you?

    -my friend made this one up.

    by hikari
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  • Roses are red violets are blue
    some poems rhyme. this doesn't.
    -not mine.

    by hikari
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  • I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. Today I made 12, I was prolific.

    -Mitch Hedberg.

    by x Mo x
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  • Actual conversation:
    Him: You are such a b***h!
    Me: I take that as a compliment.
    Him: Oh really
    Me: Yea because I'd call you a d**k, but you don't got one!

    by 4EvErMaKeBeLiEvE
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  • It may look like I am listening to you talk, But I am picturing you naked.

    :P

    by Amber
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  • My bf: yea its good luck to tuch a squirrels tail
    me: ok...
    My bf: *sees a squirrel and chases after it. touches its tail. ends up slipping on the wet grass and falling flat on his face*
    me: wasnt so lucky after all, was it?
    LOL
    tru convo

    by Momma
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  • Things never to say to a cop
    -no u assume the position
    - ur not gonna check the trunk r u?
    -ur eyes look a lil glazed have u been eating doughnuts?
    -i swear to drunk occifer im not god

    by Momma
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