If you think im weird... then you should meet the person who lives in my mirror!

Learn from your parent’s mistakes use birth control

Whatever woman do they must do twice as well as men 2 b thought half as good.....luckily this is not difficult!

Lock up your daugthers
Lock up your wifes
Lock up your backdoor
And run for your life
The man is back to town
So dont you mess me around

Don't drink and park|! accidents cause kids!

It's a funny thing
Right when you move you meet new friends
In your new neighborhood
But then before you move out of there
You meet more

"I am Sweet as heaven, I am hot As Hell, I am the Finest Girl as You can Tell, I am not A Lie, I am not An illusion, I’m An Angel... so What’s The confusion"

Officer I swear to drunk I'm not god!

Dont worry, it only seems kinky the first time.

Cry me a river,
skip the bridge,
and drown yourself,
before I kill you
((for insanity reasons of course))