Officer I swear to drunk I'm not god!

Dont Call Me A Cowgirl Till You See Me Ride!

(name)why dont you go slip your self into something more comfortable...like...a......COMA!!

Boys are like roses
Watch out for the PRICKS!

I have a joke: How do you confuse a really very stupid person? And the answer is (drum roll): Put him in a round room and tell him (or her) to sit in the corner!

Learn from your parent’s mistakes use birth control

Whatever woman do they must do twice as well as men 2 b thought half as good.....luckily this is not difficult!

Lock up your daugthers
Lock up your wifes
Lock up your backdoor
And run for your life
The man is back to town
So dont you mess me around

Don't drink and park|! accidents cause kids!

It's a funny thing
Right when you move you meet new friends
In your new neighborhood
But then before you move out of there
You meet more