Sometimes its best not to question your friend.
just help them dump the body bag into the river.

The more i drink the better you look

''A hore is like a bowling ball gets's picked up,fingered, thrown into the gutter then comes back for more''

Germans stole our toast, we stole their kindergartens.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Smile . . . the best thing you can give. free and originally yours!

"One more chip then I'm done." Ya my mother says that too. Then she finishes the bag.

Is that a mirror in ur pocket?

cuz i can see me in your pants! =]

This... Is... The best.... Drink EVAR!!!!

"You hurt my eggo!" (Inside joke...hahaha Brittney...XD)