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  • He said he makes it rain.
    i said boy stop you can't even make it sprinkle :)

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  • It wasnt untill id packed myself inside the tent
    that i realised id done somthing wrong

    by Lily
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  • "Save gas, ride a vampire"

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  • "Friends are like potatoes, you eat them, they die"

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  • Never underestimate the power of a tiny bikini

    by caitlin
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  • I can't deny it ,I can be sweet sometimes...

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  • Okay, thats not funny anymore that was so one minute ago :)

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  • I'd TAP that. maybe bump it, possibly bang it.

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  • Love me ore leave me. Hey! Where's everybody going??

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  • R.I.P. 2 all the ppl dying 2 be me

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