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  • You know somethings wrong when your cat chews on shoes and your dog bats at strings.
    -Me

    by Tarikins
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  • If you look inside my soul
    There's an AnGel with a mirror
    and a DeMoN with a FRO:)

    by ShadowedPhoenix
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  • I used to hate going to weddings. People came up to me poking me and saying your next, well, they stopped that crap when i started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

    * I dunno exactly who wrote this but I LOVE it

    by Tarikins
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  • I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS, BUT I BET IT'S HARD TO PRONOUNCE

    by Taja Rios
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  • I'm special! I went to a special school, in the special class and i was told that one day the special people in white coats were going to take me to a special place

    *By my friend Dani*

    by ~Bloodied&Broken
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  • "we asians have power far greater than your average dragonball z character"

    someone I know came up with this one. ^_^x

    by Red Tears Of The Soul
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  • PAPER OR PLASTIC IS THE QUESTION BUT
    SHIT IM CONFUSSED

    by Sad_Little_Kitty_Kat
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  • EVERY TIME I LEARN SOME THING NEW
    IT PUSHES SOMETHING OLD
    OUT OF MY BRAIN AND I'LL NEVER BE ASHAMED:D

    by Sad_Little_Kitty_Kat
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  • I put the man in mandable!

    by Nothing
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  • :::O i dont eat buffalo:::

    :::Jessica Simpson:::

    Please comment!ThAnKs:)

    By: PaPiZpRiNcEsS

    by brittany
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