How come dogs say wolf but cats don't say lion? |
How come flies fly but monkeys don't monkey? |
By faithfully working eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day. |
Clicket or ticket |
Not only does it float my boat, it sinks the rest. |
I believe in compulsory cannibalism. If people were forced to eat what they killed, there would be no more wars. |
"we had gay robbers last night, they broke in and rearranged the furniture." |
Bring bring whos that |
Never argue with an idiot, because they'll bring you down to there level...and beat you at it. |
I am The H.B.I |